My sister is awesome!

She made me awesome business cards for my art!

Whee!

rawks!


Adrian out

Back in civilization, yay!

I've been hiding out in a forest, about 33kms out of the nearest town. Working. I've basically been sitting next to a boom gate in the middle of the forest with nothing but a campfire to keep me warm, from 4pm to 6am for the past three days. Being a security guard is boring, but I'm getting paid to sit in a forest for 14 hours. LOL. I so tiiired.

Anyways, whatch'all been up to?

-Adrian

Basics
Name: Adrian
Date of Birth: 21/8 and I'm almost 20, so work the rest out yerselves.
Birthplace: Tassie
Current Location: Mum's house, stealing her webz.
Eye Color: Brown.
Hair Color: Black atm. Was red last week. Will be different colour next week.
Height: Short.
Heritage: Welsh/Aboriginal/Indian
Piercings: Nape, Ears, Navel
Tattoos: Catgirl on lower left back, Nefertiti on right bicep.

Favourite
Band/Singer: QOTSA, ZZ Top
Movie: Stargate. Duh.
Disney Movie: Aladdin
TV show: Stargate. DUH.
Color: Yellow
Food: All food! Although am partial to Mee Goreng noodles atm.
Pizza topping: BBQ chicken, no pineapple.
Ice-Cream Flavor: Coffee or Lemon gelati.
Drink (alcoholic): Vodka and Red Bull or Scotch and Cola
Soda: Vanilla Coke.
Store: JB Hi-Fi. Lots of good stuff.
Clothing Brand: Rusty
Shoe Brand: DC Skate Shoes
Season: Summer
Month: January
Holiday/Festival: I like New Years Day. Sleeping in, with an excuse!
Flower: Yellow tulips
Make-Up Item: LOVE my liquid eyeliner.
Board game: Monopoly.

This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny. Hate being wet.
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Veggies.
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet.
Love or money: Money. Sorry guys.
Phone or in person: Person.
Looks or personality: Personality.
Coffee or tea: COFFEECOFFEECOFFEE
Hot or cold: Hot!

Your
Goal for this year: Get myself out of debt.
Most missed memory: Walking down the road at 8pm and it's still sunny and hot. Love WA.
Best physical feature: My hair always gets me compliments.
First thought waking up: Oh jesus god dog!! GTFO me!!
Hypothetical personality disorder: Bipolar.
Preferred type of plastic surgery: I reckon I could go restalin.
Sesame street alter ego: Grouch.
Fairytale alter ego: Totally Prince Charming, yo!
Most stupid remark: The hedgehog thing. LOL.
Worst crime: I haven't been caught yet.
Greatest ambition: Getting into the army is my big thing this week.
Greatest fear: Losing my hands.
Darkest secret: I haven't got any.
Favorite subject: Me. Totally.
Strangest received gift: Jordan gave me an emergency poncho when I went to WA.
Worst habit: Smoking.

Do You
Smoke: Like a chimney.
Drink: Like a fish.
Curse: Tons.
Shower daily: Every second day unless I feel like it.
Like thunderstorms: Haha, yeah. I play baseball. ROFL
Dance in the rain: No, I hide indoors.
Sing: Loudly. And badly.
Play an instrument: Used to
Get along with your parents: *pokes Parent* Yup.
Wish on stars: Nope.
Believe in fate: Hrm...kinda.
Believe in love at first sight: No.

Can You
Drive: No.
Sew: Well, actually.
Cook: HAHAHAHAHHA. No.
Speak another language: Poor Italian.
Dance: I can shake my thang.
Sing: Badly.
Touch: Uh, whut.
Whistle: LOL, I can't anymore!
Curl your tongue: Yep!

Have You Ever
Been Drunk: HAHAHA, CONSTANTLY!
Been Stoned/High: LOL yes.
Eaten Sushi: Yep.
Been in Love: No.
Skipped school: Yep.
Made prank calls: Nope.
Sent someone a love letter: Uh...dunno. Probably.
Stolen something: Yep.
Cried yourself to sleep: No.

Other Questions
What annoys you most in a person? Sheer stupidity.
Are you right or left handed? Both. Dominant in the right though.
What is your bedtime? When I'm tired.
Name three things you can't live without: Music, interwebs, and my copics.
What is the color of your room? OLD OLD wallpaper.
Do you have any siblings? One.
Do you have any pets? Ten cats, five dogs, three birds and a rabbit.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Sure.
What is you middle name? I refuse to put it here.
What are you nicknames? Adrian.
Are you for or against gay marriage? For.
What are your thoughts on abortion? I'm all for it. My body, my choice.
Do you have a crush on anyone? No.
Are you afraid of the dark? HAHA, No.
How do you want to die? I'm going out with a bang.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Something like five.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Easily.
What is the last law you’ve broken? Public disturbance.

In a Member of the Opposite Sex....
Hair color: Dark
Eye color: Any.
Height: Everyone is taller than me, lol.
Weight: Muscles are better than fat.
Most important physical feature: Hands.
Biggest turn-off: Being a boring, self centered wanker who doesn't have any ideas or knows when the girlfriend needs some alone time to being angry. *COUGH*


Adrian Out

Hey guys!

I need to sell some of my art to help pay the bills. MOST of the art you see on my dA is up for negotiation (other words: make me an offer) and new original art can be requested for a small price.

I realize not everyone has cash ATM, but I'm desperate, so if you're interested or know someone who would be, please leave me a message here. If you could repost this too, I'd appreciate it.

Normally I wouldn't dream of selling my art, but as I have a credit card, rent AND a phone bill to pay, with no hope of a job in the next few weeks, this is your chance to get some high quality cheapo Anarchy-99 one-offs!

Adrian.

For those of you who don't read minds/your goddamn FaceBooks etc...

I've been back in Tassie for three whole weeks now.

Where the hell is everyone?!



-Adrian